thegreatnessideserve:

kingof-thecrossroads:

joanwatson:

There once was an angel who held a man’s hand in hell and said ‘Come.’

Only to hold that same hand in purgatory and say, ‘Go.

#and on earth the man will take the angels hand    #and whisper ‘stay’   

and his brother will roll his eyes and whisper ‘gay’

official-dylan-sprouse:

I just walked my dolphin across the Grand Canyon. The reporter asked me what kind of leash I was using. I really wanted her to ask questions about what percent of the women in my group speak Chinese.

She did not ask those questions.

gah-bby:

It is the year 2037. I am visiting the Grand Canyon with my family. I begin to cry and my children ask why. I say “I’ll never see it the same way Lopez de Cardenas did”

"Chuck: A hug can turn your day around… It’s like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again."
— Pushing Daisies, Pie-lette (via pushingdaisiesquotes)

this-is-wanderlust:

niggasandcomputers:

he did more than the government

this seriously makes me want to cry i wish i had enough money to do that

that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes:

brittonius:

everyone. everywhere. everyday

ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE

mrrandomneseianese:

Guys can we talk about how great reversed gifs are

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like we have the vacuums

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we have the dirty stuff

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we have the fixers

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we have the ceptioners

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and we have my favorite 

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like these are the greatest things in the world

sometimes i’m dan and sometimes i’m phil. but mostly phil.

joeyvachon:

i need a 3 hour kiss

merlins-superwholock:

one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all:

audreyii-fic:

Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord

*blames himself to get himself out of trouble*

with himself

baseballandbeerisallineed:

Emma Watson Dancing with Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon you fucking lucky bastard you